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Legend of Zelda- Legion of Swords ch. 6

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I hate hanging out with the Zeldas.

Because all they ever talk about is Link.

Link this, Link that. Link kissed my hand, and Link played a song for me, and Link went riding with me, and Link held my hand, and Link swept the living room, it went on and on and on. One more second of it, and I would barf. So I jumped out the window. Yeah, I'm casual about jumping out windows and stuff. Get with the program. So I jumped and landed.

Right onto Vio.

Well, right next to him. I landed on my feet, even from two floors up. I have to admit, being part demon is freakin' awesome sometimes. Anyway, I can just imagine what kind of discord he's trying to avoid out here. These days, all girls talk about are boys, and vice versa. I plopped down besides him. "Why're ya out here?" He was blushing like a madman. "Th-they asked me... who I liked."

"Ah. The question of who likes who is the bane of everyone's teen years."

"Finally you sound like a normal person." Ha. Vio sure has high standards for "normal."

"Thank you very much. So, did you tell them?"

"Who I like? Yes."

"Who?"

"No one."

I smiled smugly. "Watcha readin'?" "A Light History of Hyrule."

Light? That book... it looked like Blue would have trouble carrying it! "For Din's sake, Vio, Read something less... I dunno, LESS HEAVY!!!"

He sighed. "Just leave me alone to my studies." Geez. I'd heard him shrug of the other Links like that, but he's never talked like that to me. Was something wrong? I didn't know, but a decided to get out of his hair and take a walk in the woods for a bit.

Brrr. Why didn't I bring a jacket? I swear, it was -30 degrees out there. Pft. Yeah, life always goes GREAT for me. As I walked along, I recalled one of the first times I was alone with Vio:

    "Hanon?"

    "Yeah?"

    "Why are you still searching? Why haven't you given up? You've been at this for years now."

    "I don't really know. Amu and the others are determined to help me. I guess... I haven't given up      hope."

    "Hope?"

    "Yeah... Y'know, the feeling that keeps ya goin', even when things get nasty."

    "Then... I need your help."

    "With what?"

    "I want to rescue somebody."

I chuckled. I almost died helping Vio get Shadow out of the Dark World! And the other Links' faces when they saw him... priceless! Autumn leaves crunched behind me. My back straightened and I reached for my swords. A survival instinct. But, no, I had left then at home. My ring, too. So while I struggled, it made Ghirahim's nabbing me that much easier.

He sighed. "Hanon, sweetie, I heard an interesting bit of gossip today."

"What."

"Your heritage." Oh, crap. "Don't look at me like that, Hanon. I can help you. You have immense dark power. Do you really think it can be concealed by the light of your ring for much longer?"

"Git offa me, you [bad word]."

"Now, now, Hanon." He gagged me, and clutched my roped together wrists. "Now, let's-"

"YOU GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF OF HER!!!"

I had never heard Vio yell before.

He immediately engaged in a daring battle, tossing me my silver weapons. Ghirahim was outnumbered. He laughed... then pressed his thumb to Vio's forehead. The blue-eyed knight fell to the barren ground, screaming in agony. Ghirahim only laughed more. "Not so bold now, are we?" I huffed a few more swear words under my breath and lunged at him. He dodged and backed into the shadows. "Consider my offer, little one."

"I can still see you."

"No you can't." Yeah, right.

I picked up the unconscious Vio, (wow, a lot of people sure do seem to faint around here.) Slung him over my shoulder, and walked back to the house.
     
           Time Skip ( it's morning now. )

Shadow and I were standing over Vio, who was still out cold. "Sooo... you were with Ekat earlier, right? So, you two an item yet?" Oh, no. I'm just as bad as the Zeldas. I must have said something wrong, because my friend looked at me like I was insane. "What? No way! We were just planning this thing to make class on Monday more... fun. A prank, that's all. I swear!"

Oh. Curse my imagination!

"Y'know, Vio cares about you a lot. To him, you're the sister he never had. To tell you the truth, when they were Link, they had a sister, but in labor they lost the mother and her child. They... they planned on naming her Hanon. I guess that's why he's so close to you. He's already lost one sister, and he doesn't want to lose another. He also wants to protect you from other guys. Says that you're pul...pul..."

"Pulchritudinous." Vio was awake. He sat up. "It means that you're pretty." I raised an eyebrow.

"Me. Pretty? I don't think so. My hair is messy, I'm too tan from training, I have calluses, countless scars, dandruff, I bite my nails, often get sunburned or frostbitten, depends on the season, I have ugly feet, my eyelashes are really short, my chest is too flat, my lips are too thin, my nose is too pointy, I-"

Vio was laughing. I mean, really laughing. "Oh, really? Then why is Gavin into you? Also, why did you actually escape the Zeldas without any makeup plastered to your face? You're perfect."

Grrr.... "AM NOT!!!" Then I stomped off to my room and slammed the door. Flying into a demonic rage, every thing was blurry. I didn't ever know what I was doing. It stopped when I felt my brother's strong arms restrain me. "I... I'm dizzy... ugh..." I whined. As I scanned my room, I noticed something wrong: it looked like a cyclone hit it. Everything was everywhere and...

My ring was lying on the floor, shattered into a million pieces.

Sky sat me down on my bed and hugged me. "Did... did I do this?" I gasped. "I just kind of blacked out and when I came to my senses, this was... like this." Sky sighed and ruffled my hair. "When I came in... your inner demon had revealed itself. You don't want to know exactly what happened."

"Yes I do."

"No, you don't."

"Yes I do."

"Fine. When I came in, your eyes were glazed over yellow and-"

 "Never mind. I don't want to know."

"Thought so. Anyway, you looked pretty mad. What did Blue do this time?"

"It wasn't Blue. It was Vio."

"What did he do?"

"He called me pretty."

My brother started laughing harder than Shadow when Green tripped over a twig last Wednesday.

"That's what you're all riled up over?"

I gave him the look that told him that this wasn't the time to disagree with me. "What? It's a BIG DEAL. I don't WANT to be pretty. To be honest, I'd rather be a freakin' dude! I'd rather DIE than be some prissy, hairspray-happy, little... little... PRINCESS!" Sky patted my back. "I've closed the door. You can let it all out." I nodded.

"#$@&! That $&!#%]*¿! ?+#*%$!" Comments like that went on for about an hour, every once in a while using language that would make a single construction worker with Blue's anger issues and no sleep the night before blush like an eight-year-old with a crush. I'm pretty sure the neighbors could only hear the not-that-bad ones, but for everyone else in the house... Yeah, I'm going to have fun explaining that.

After my small, little... outburst, Vio and Shadow knocked at my door. I objected, but Sky let them in. Shadow decided to talk to me first. "Hanon, being pretty is nothing to be ashamed of. And it definitely doesn't mean that you have to act prissy and fuss over your hair all the time."

"YEAH!" Red popped up from behind Vio. "Hanon-chan, You're pretty AND tough at the SAME TIME! That's why I like you as a friend! You're AWESOME!"

Blue stepped out from behind Shadow.

"Yeah... you can overpower me. There, I'm admitting it. You're a better fighter than me."

Green walked in and rested his left hand on my shoulder. The triforce mark on it was obvious, not covered like a glove like some of the other Links wore.

"Hanon, you are a talented swordsma- woman. You can use two at a time, which I think is really cool. Never change. Well, maybe your language a bit, but you know what I mean." Then Vio stepped up.

"Hanon, I love you like a sister. You know I would never try to hurt you. I didn't know it would make you so upset. I'm deeply apologize." He gave me a short hug and tried to walk away.

"Vio..." I grabbed his shoulders and spun him around rather violently. "Vio, thank you, but this is my fault. I need to learn to control my anger and accept the way I am. I'm sorry for not realizing that sooner." He smiled. "Thank you. Also... you might need some help cleaning this..." I suddenly realized how long they might have been standing there. "Did you see..."

Red sighed and rubbed his hands together. (A nervous habit.) "Yeah.... you were scary..."
I smiled. "I know how I can be less scary!" I grabbed Sky's hat and jumped out of the window.


"Catch me if you can!"
Yay! Encouragement from the Links!

Can I have some? Stupid homework...

Anyway, starting my Original story, Grey Thunder, soon. I'll link to it next chapter.
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ekat09's avatar
I've been waiting for this! When will I make an actual appearance though I wonder? I can't wait for the next one